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JULY 21, 2015

Amazing but true! President Obama and the leaders of six nations reached an agreement last week with Iran over Iran’s nuclear development program and the services of ace nuclear arms negotiator, Paul Dyster, were never required.

Brook D’Angelo signed the Dyster petition four times. Three of the four signatures are illegal and it has people speculating that Ms. D’Angelo either likes the mayor three times more than all other petition signers or perhaps she wants her pay increased by three hundred percent.

Dyster has denied having anything to do with the harassment of mayor candidate Jim Szwedo regarding Szwedo’s city lots. Voters are reminded that Dyster has previously denied knowing anything about the anonymous city hall slush fund, the mysterious cost of the $50 million courthouse, the missing money reported in the State Comptroller’s audit, the mystery of the Underground Railroad Interpretive Center’s failure to open, the faulty trash plan and the frozen water pipes in LaSalle.

How is the security of the city’s financial computer system just like Walmart? Both are wide-open 24/7.

When is a train station not a train station? When Paul Dyster calls it a tourism center.

Responding to critics who are wondering why the mayor has shown zero interest in finding the missing city money as described in the State Comptroller’s audit, His Honor said, “I’ve immediately ordered all city employees to look under their desk and in their desk drawers. Those millions have to be somewhere!”

She has a way with words. Councilwoman Kristen Grandinetti melted down recently on Facebook as she referred to the Reporter staff as “freak show knuckleheads” for drawing attention to one of Margaret Sanger’s quotes on population control. Sanger, the patron saint of Planned Parenthood, sought to limit black births and eliminate “mental defectives” but maybe Ms. Grandinetti didn’t get that memo.

A July 14 Buffalo News story reported on “a foul odor in Niagara Falls.” What do you think the story concerned?
a) The missing money at city hall
b) The character of the Dyster administration
c) The wastewater treatment facility

“They don’t like me, the voters really don’t like me!” (A sudden realization thought bubble above Mayor Dyster’s head)

The number one movie rental at city hall last month: “The Heist,” starring Patti LuPone and Gene Hackman.





Possibility of Election Fraud Raised In Dyster Petition Challenges
TV Series Slams Falls; Dyster Takes to Twitter to Attack Ch. 2
Dyster Attacks WGRZ Series on City As Racist; Public Quickly Responds..
State Board to Figure Out City’s Financial Crisis in Time for Election?
Harriet Tubman to Get Park, Statue In Latest Dyster-Touma Spending Spree
Listing the Fixes to the Dyster Disaster
County’s Child Fatality Review Team To Host Crisis Intervention Training
Jayne Park Did not get much for its $300k makeover
Szwedo’s 12-point “People’s Plan” a Far Cry From Current Dyster Practice
Grandinetti Rushes to Defense of Planned Parenthood in Controversy
Does Grandinetti Secretly Wish That Reporter Staffers Had Been Aborted?
Lady Parts Police Smear Planned Parenthood with Misleading Video
Council Approves Dyster Purchase of Worthless Land for Big Bucks; Why?
Planned Parenthood Fetal Tissue Donations Need to be Investigated
Latest Skrlin Masterpiece Stuns and Provokes
Only in North Tonawanda: NT is NOT Buffalo!
Cuomo Helps Welfare Jews and They Help Him Right Back
Another Sad Dyster Legacy: Tesla to Remain in State Park
Foreclosure, Attorney Sex Change; Jim Szwedo Just Can’t Catch a Break
Obama Collecting Largest Database in History of the World on Americans
Niagara Falls Celebrates Dance Day
Van Miller Joins the Late Ted Darling After Legendary Career
Lone Wolf, Peaceful Islam, Radical Islam I’M Confused, HELP!
NCCC’s Klyczek Has Voracious Appetite for Taxpayer Dollars
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