Heard Around City Hall and Other Jokes!
January 06, 2015 |
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Heard around city hall "Has anyone seen that Hamister check, it was here a minute ago?"
"Look out Mr. Mayor! The guitar is falling!" "I don't care if you're the 'gatekeeper' of the casino money, I asked you to take the garbage out an hour ago!"
"Three plus nine and carry the one…" "I wonder what you have to do to get a stipend around here?" "Gee, these totes are hard to move."
"We're making history here, Mr. Mayor." Clint Brown, writing the Orchard Parkway grant
"We're making history here, Mr. Mayor."
"There's absolutely no truth to the rumor that Mayor Dyster will suspend the 2015 mayor election and declare himself City Emperor."
"I'd rather have a root canal than sit through one more Dyster 'cabinet' meeting." "I'd rather have an appendectomy without anesthesia that sit through one more meeting with the city administrator."
Mystery solved:
And all this time we thought it was the $50 million courthouse with a $3,2 million, 30-year annual debt, the $45 million train station, $100,000salaries, out of control overtime, endless pay stipends, millions of dollars for consultant studies, $9 million for the Ice Pavilion, $700,000 for Isaiah 61, $150,000 for Community Missions,$700,000 for Hard Rock Concerts, the shuttered Underground Railroad Interpretive Center, the parking plan, engineer consultant fees, SWEET, $2.3 million for trash totes, new vehicles for cityhall, the $450,000 city hall parking lot, millions of dollars for Third Street grants, the planned $3,2 million animal shelter, and a whole lot more. Silly us. |
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