To the general tune of the Candy Man - a senseless, senile and puerile satire from the swamp…
Spoken:
who provides the 'candy'
such a 'sweet confection'
who purveys casino cash
supporting his election….
Sung with gusto:
who can take a budget
bake it through and through
give away casino cash and our tax revenue
the doctor's boy can
the doctor's boy can and then he'll toss a couple beers until he's feeling good
who gives you the promise
he shall pay your debt
if you just relocate here
but no one's moved here yet
the doctor's boy can
the doctor's boy can and then he'll toss a couple beers until he's feeling good
talk about his new train station
(simple ego masturbation)
who gave us the trash bins
one green and one blue
who gave us the frozen pipes
and who gave us the 'screw'
the doctor's boy did
the doctor's boy did and come election day of him I pray we shall be rid
who brought us the lepers
predators and rats
counted in the census registered as democrats
how far falls the apple
from the apple tree
in your case about as far as human eyes can see
just one final question
isn't it a pity
with your talent you're the mayor of the munchkin city
so toss a couple beers
yes toss a couple beers until you're feeling good