What’s So Funny About Third Street

Third Street: a government redevelopment zone made possible with taxpayer dollars solely for the benefit of Paul Dyster and his friends.

Dyster said he's put his heart and soul into Third Street. That explains everything.

Third Street is so empty at night that a hoodlum can fire a gun and not hit a thing.

Third Street... the best street taxpayer money can buy.

Dyster said he wants to do for Third Street what USA Niagara did for Old Falls Street. That’s pretty scary.

If a mayor can't award grants to friends, campaign donors and political hacks then whom is he supposed to award grants to?

The NFC is called "the financial arm of the city." It’s more like the city's buttocks.

Dyster pays businesses to locate on Third Street. Seth Piccirillo pays people to live in Niagara Falls. How long before Dyster and Piccirillo are paying people to eat and drink on Third Street?

Third Street is a city project. Military Road is private money. Enough said.