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"A Work Of Simple Satire For simple Folks"

By Al E.Gator

February 10, 2015

Do I discern the ferrous smell

of tragic irony

sixty second trivia

diminutive absurdity

whilst trying to convince us

an attempt is being made

to save the council 'time itself'

two play this grim charade

scholarly elect instructors of our progeny

prigs of moral bearing

(fastidious ontogeny)

arrogance and hubris

the clowns of erudite

expression and amusement

most every other Monday night

and do they actually believe

their words and comments matter

might they be sniffing mercury

both madder than a hatter

I now must end this bit of rhyme

my muse becoming bored

though first I render onto you

Emperor Nero's Sword

but finally one question

I pose if ere' I might

might it be they've 'gotten it'

(they don't appear that bright) !





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"A Work Of Simple Satire For simple Folks"

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