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City Hall Jokes

DEC 03, 2015

"This is another fine mess you've gotten us into!"
John Accardo to Glenn Choolokian as Accardo channeled Oliver Hardy on election night

Paul Dyster, a registered sex offender, and an undocumented immigrant walk into a bar. Dyster turns to the bartender and says, "They're with me, they have to drink somewhere."

"The majority of voters didn't vote for me, they really, really, didn't vote for me."
Paul Dyster looking in the mirror the morning after the election.

Don't go changing...again.
There's no truth to the rumor that John Ceretto is switching parties again. It seems that Ceretto's errand boy, Rob Nichols, overheard the assemblyman telling friends that "I'll be signing up for the New Year's Party" and misunderstood his boss.

Last week Paul Dyster announced two meetings: the meeting of the "people and agencies I provided favors for in return for votes," to be held in the grand ballroom of the Niagara Conference Center, and "the annual meeting of the Paul Dyster fan club" to be held at the bus stop on the corner of Main and Third.

City hall survey
What do you think will occur first?
A) peace in the Middle East
B) the Hamister groundbreaking
C) Paul Dyster speaking the truth on anything
D) none of the above

The three top movie rentals on 72nd Street:
Ice Station Zebra
The Ice Storm

The three top movie rentals at city hall
A) The Heist
B) Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
C) Sex and the City





Reporter Predicts DuPont Closing;
Mayor Dyster Stunned by News
What a Difference a Day Makes
Statement From Mayor Dyster Regarding Layoffs at Chemours, Co.
Financial Review Panel Plan Ignores Facts;
Administration Spending is Willfully Out of Control
Finance Panel Finds Same Problems As Reporter, Auditors in City Budget
Ceretto Says Albany Must Change Political Culture And Supports Increasing Slot Revenue to City
Dyster, Ceretto, Cuomo Say Little On Ortt’s Casino Revenue Proposal
It's Time to Probe the 72nd Street Scandal and Thaw the Icy Relationship Between City and Water Board
Dyster Administration Sleeps Through Nightmare on 72nd Street
Casino Revenues Plummet Here as
Gaming Market Becomes Saturated
Conman Extraordinaire Shmuel Shmueli Comes to One Niagara
The Cult of NXIVM Series: Keith Raniere, Self-Proclaimed Smartest Man
In the World and Spiritually Evolved Guru
Where is The Economic Development
Dyster Says He Spent $200 Million On?

Public Reaction to Ortt Plan; Don’t Give Dyster More $$$!
Who Escrows Proceeds From a Theft? … Get Real!

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