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Dyster’s Trash Plan…The Joke’s on Us

July 22, 2014

Why has Dyster, the guy who allegedly faced down Soviet nuclear arms negotiators, screwed up a simple garbage contract with Modern Disposal?


Mayor Dyster hasn’t decided on an official job title for Brook D’Angelo yet. Sources tell us he has considered, but ruled out Recycle Babe, Garbage Vixen and Trash Cupcake.

Nobody knows how this works but if you stare long enough, you can see a little man throwing trash away in the background.


The duo of Paul Dyster and Donna Owens reminds us of famous duos from the past…Capone and Nitti, Abbott and Costello, Frick and Frack…Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson.


Dyster told his friends he’s so upset about the trash program that he can’t sleep and can’t eat. He can still drink just fine.


The mayor is vehemently denying that he’s made a scapegoat of Donna Owens. “Donna isn’t my scapegoat, she’s my fall guy,” the mayor said.


This trash plan has more kinks than a Nevada bordello.


How is the Dyster administration like the dark side of the moon? It’s never seen the light of day either.


There’s nothing wrong with the Dyster trash plan that a little transparency, good judgment, thoughtful negotiation, honesty, responsible spending, public input, respect for the taxpayer and good government can’t fix.






Above and below: That’s no way to treat your mayor!






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