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He Spent it "My Way"

December 16, 2014

A recent Niagara Falls Reporter discovery is Pistol Pete, producer and singer of parodies, who last month created the parody on Mayor Paul Dyster, based on the song Mack the Knife, and entitled Pauley the Dice.

This month Pistol Pete is hard at work on a new parody called, a "New video of the Mayor singing 'My Way'. (

Here is the opening verse, which may permit readers to get a sense where old Pistol Pete is going with this:And now the budget's here.

And in the Falls people are hurtingOur finances aren't clearbut taxes will rise that much I'm certainI took a budget full and sent our cash right down the highwayand more, much more than this, I spent it my way.

A story in our December 09, 2014 issue, entitled "12 tasteless jokes about America's (once) favorite comedian," by Moose, Jr. incorrectly listed the answer to the question "What is Bill Cosby favorite of the Seven Dwarfs?" as Sleepy. The correct answer was "Dopey."

The Niagara Falls Reporter regrets any inconvenience this may have caused our readers.





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