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"I wonder if anyone but the Reporter noticed
how I announced improvements to
the city trash plan three weeks before the
election after I totally ignored the problems
for the past 18 months?"
Paul Dyster, lost in thought, late at night
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"Hello? Is this microphone on? Can someone
please spend a few dollars and replace
my missing name plate in the park I donated
to the city? Thank you."
Luther Jayne, again
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There is truth to the rumor that the mayor
and council majority have formed a city
hall rock band. They're calling it, "Paul
Dyster and the three drips."
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There is no truth to the rumor that the
city's 72nd Street "drip plan" was named
after Mayor Dyster.
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Looks like city planner Tom DeSantis
drew the short straw. The mayor's pyramid
builder was the designated spokesman in
a recent news story reporting on the 72nd
Street repair work. We suspect Tom has a
"72nd Street repair project stipend" in his
future.
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The mayor and council have pledged to
have the 72nd Street frozen water pipe
problem resolved by the start of winter.
It's just not clear if they're talking about
this winter or winter 2016.
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City survey
Mayor Dyster deserves to be voted from
office because:
A) he wasted $90 million in casino funds
B) he left the 72nd Street water lines frozen
for two winters
C) he built a $50 million courthouse and
$45 million train station
D) he never explained his anonymous
fund cash
E) all the above and more |
