Niagara Falls Reporter
Home | Archive / Search
JAN 13 - JAN 20, 2015

Heard Around City Hall and Other Jokes!

January 13, 2015

Jokes for January 13, 2015

Charles Walker in explaining why he couldn't endorse Kristen Grandinetti for council chairman said, "Look how she supported the mayor for seven years, you have to question her judgment!"

City hall observers say the Hamister Group will purchase the YMCA building and turn it into a hotel. They're currently in negotiation with the "Homeless Inn" chain.

Who said Donna Owens isn't earning her salary? At a recent city hall brainstorming session she suggested that every homeless person in the city be given a homeless pit bull. Bingo…two birds with one stone!

Kristen Grandinetti said the tragic loss of life in the murder of a dozen French humor magazine employees has given her a new appreciation for free speech. However, she still wants to put Sam Fruscione in jail for possessing a political cartoon.

Lemony Snicket called, he said he wants to sue Jimmy Fallon for inferring that his book covers look as bad as downtown Niagara Falls.

Once again Kristen Grandinetti had the council chairmanship pulled out from under her at the last second…much like Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown before he gets to kick it. Kristen has to find someone new to hold her football.

There is no truth to the rumor that the soon to open train station is going to double as the soon to open Dyster Dog Pound.

People are betting that the Bills will win the Super Bowl before Kristen Grandinetti gets to be council chairwoman.

There may be some truth to the rumor that Mayor Dyster was heard saying, "being council chairman is men's work."

The top 10 movie rentals at city hall:

All Dogs Go To Heaven

The Informer

All Fall Down

The Heist


Bird On A Wire

All The President's Men

Look Who's Talking!

All The King's Men

Treasure Of the Sierra Madre





Throw Dyster's Garbage Plan Savings Projections Out With Yesterday's Trash
Moving The Goalposts as Dyster's Trash Plan Unravels
City to See Invasion of Homeless While Registered Predators Rape; Dyster Discusses Comedian's Joke
Meet the New Dyster Administration Same as the Old Dyster Administration Second Verse, Same as the First
Handicapping the 2015 Race for Mayor
Blunder of Historic Proportions Made on Cayuga Island with Jayne Park Plan
Western New York Great Fodder for Late Night Jokes
Only in North Tonawanda: Who Will Replace Kiedrowski?
McDonald's to Award Military Rd. Manager With National Ray Kroc Award
El Cubilete Brings Authentic, Savory Mexican Food to Niagara Falls
Local "Hate Groups" a Blight on Falls, Niagara County
Success for Niagara Falls Tour Company Comes without Government Subsidy
Director Tells SPCA's Side of Challenge with City Pit Bulls Not the Problem
Common sense precautions can help make flu season safer for all
Memorial to Dedicate Tenth Street Cafe
Scientists: Great Lakes teeming with tiny plastic fibers
Woman Plunging San Diego Toilet Pulls Up 5 1/2-Foot Snake
Russia lists transgender people among those unfit to drive
Man Tells Cops 'Everyone Drives Drunk' on New Year's Eve
Cops: Dad cut dreadlocks off teen daughter's male friend
Kerry Gets It Wrong on Climate's Impact on New Zealand's Dairy Farmers
Afghanistan Set Record for Growing Opium in 2014
White Unemployment, 4.8% -- Black Unemployment, 10.4%
Reporter to examine legalization of marijuana in New York State
Ice Fishermen Asked To Consider Ice Thickness, Bait Regs
Niagara Falls Crime Blotter
52 yr old Repeat Sex Offender Rapes and Impregnates 11 yr old Girl
Obama Administration's Free Community College Will Shift 'Significant' Costs to Taxpayers
WBFO-FM 88.7 Launches Weekly Hockey Segment"Behind the Bench"
Alaska Leads Nation in Alcohol Poisoning Deaths
Ryan Gets Welcome Fit for a King But Still Needs a QB
Letters to the Editor
Religious News
Heard Around City Hall and Other Jokes!

Contact Info

©2014 The Niagara Falls Reporter Inc.
POB 3083, Niagara Falls, N.Y. 14304
Phone: (716) 284-5595

Publisher and Editor in Chief: Frank Parlato
Managing Editor: Dr. Chitra Selvaraj
Senior Editor: Tony Farina