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OCT 28- NOV 05, 2014

City Hall Jokes, While Never Funny, are Fun to Tell

By Pistol Pete

October 28, 2014

What wonderful things can be said of Paul Dyster that Paul hasn’t already said about himself?

This Dyster stipend nonsense has gotten out of control. We understand the mayor has offered Seth Piccirillo a $5000 bump in salary if he’ll just shave every day.

Around city hall Seth is referred to as “Dyster’s beard.” Literally.

We hear Mr. Piccirillo has run out of department heads to shout at. The last time we saw him he was chastising a homeless person in the city hall parking lot.

Seth is the only Dyster department head with two reserved parking spaces: One for his car and one for his ego.

Mr. Piccirillo denies having a large ego. He said, “Everyone’s jealous that I’m smarter and more creative then they are.”

Seth Piccirillo was hired to run Community Development but has now branched out to direct Planning, Public Works and Code Enforcement. Rumor has it that he’s going to name himself Chief of Surgery at Memorial Medical Center.

Political observers say Seth wants to be mayor of Niagara Falls. We hear he’s holding out for Emperor.

But enough on Seth.

The Hamister's hotel has been developed in stages: First it was The Ritz... .then The Hyatt... It's now called "Hamister's Hourly Honeymoon Hot Tubs."

And this Christmas, Dyster is bringing back the Holiday Market - he's just paid Isaiah 61 $500,000 to rehab 20 sheds.

In January, Piccirillo will pay NCCC culinary grads 5,000 to move into them.

But enough on Seth.

After reading Gary DiLaura's "Martial Law, Ebola and Obama" just one question - how does he write anything in that straightjacket?

You'll agree that Senior Planner Tom DiSantis' office is worth the money - when you see the concrete walkways and the private canoe launch outside his window.

The DeSantis office makeover actually makes sense - he wants to retire with one completed project.





Hamister Project Falls Short of Hype
Hamister Hotel Project Scaled Back, No Comment From Dyster, Cuomo
Fruscione Driven From Office Because Of Urgent Hamister Hotel Deal Here?
LaSalle Tire Slasher Now Has a Price on His Head
Children Behaving Badly Subject of Grandinetti Facebook Posting; Six-year Olds Saying F*ck!
Dyster Wants to Cart Away $309,499 in Casino Funds
Governor Cuomo Shows Dyster the Albany Woodshed
Maziarz Machine Kicks in on Downgrade, According to Destino Campaign
Ulrich Sports New Rolls Royce Wraith; as County GOP Rewards Him with Lucrative Lease
Water Board Head Gets Big Raise, Can’t be Bothered With Taxpayers
Lewiston Senior Center Candidates Meeting, Wrong Place, Wrong Time
Cross Endorsements Bad News For Voters of Either Party
Niagara Catholic Sells Coffee
Palace Theater Has Haunted House
Tonawanda High School Production of Addams Family In Nov. Promises Top Flight Performance
County Settles Welfare Lawsuit by Giving Money To New York City Lawyers Welfare Bums Encouraged to Come From Other States
Lewiston Democrat Chairwoman Urges Voters to End Republican Era
Letters to the Editor
Preparing Your Home for Winter
Cuomo Book Plunges to #28,113 on Amazon Best Sellers List
Dr. Wadhawan Named Chief of Cardiology at Memorial
Dr. Marshall Joins Medical Staff At Falls Memorial
Tom Proctor Joins WJLL 1440-AM Morning Program Team
City Hall Jokes, While Never Funny, are Fun to Tell
Mission Calls for Thanksgiving Volunteers
Peace Activist Opposes Niagara Falls Air Base Use of Drones Speaks to ‘Drones in Our Community? Why We Must Say “No!”’
Destino-Ortt Debate Set Wednesday

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