An (Affordable) Night on The Town Promises Good Food, Clean Entertainment
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| Keri Cardinale |
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| Pastor William Lowery Jr. |
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| Comedian Jeff Wozer |
A public event entitled “A Night on the Town,” sponsored by Ransomville Free Methodist Church, will be held on Saturday, April 5, at the Ransomville Fire Hall, 2521 Youngstown-Lockport Rd., Ransomville. The priceis $15 per person. Admission includes a sumptuous, slow-cooked chicken and roast pork dinner with all the trimmings, desert, cold drinks and coffee. Also featured will be live dinner music, a concert, and a (clean) comedy act with stand-up comedian Jeff Wozer.
A Night on the Town will be opened by guitarist Joe Webber, who will provide tasteful dinner music, followed by a performance by beautiful songstress Keri Cardinale accompanied by the Soul Purpose Band. And finally, comedian Jeff Wozer who, unlike most stand-up comedians today has gained critical acclaim for his "clean" comedy routine. Wozer has performed at the LA Improv, The Las Vegas Strip and hundreds of other venues.
Pastor William "PB" Lowery Jr. will offer the benediction and a few elevating remarks to bring it home that a community can get together, have a night of innocent joy, bond, and feel the sense of community. Doors open at 5 p. m. The event starts at 6. Tickets for A Night on the Town can be purchased online atwww.rfmconnect.org or by calling call 504-7208 or 791-3855. Since seating is limited, sales end March 29. People of all faiths, and all communities, are invited.
Stand Up Comic Jeff Wozer Comes to Ransomville
Critically acclaimed stand-up comic Jeff Wozer, a Colorado native, will appear Saturday, April 5, at the Ransomville Fire Hall, 2521 Youngstown-Lockport Rd., Ransomville. Wozer has performed at the Red Rocks Amphitheater, the Las Vegas Riviera, and the LA Improv side by side with some of the nation’s biggest comedy acts like Martin Short, Brian Regan, and Lewis Black. Besides the club circuit, Wozer also does corporate events for BNSF Railroad, Braxton Technologies, Michigan Tech, Pepsi, Price Waterhouse, Sierra Club, USO and Wagner Equipment. Wozer’s humor articles have appeared in more than 35 publications, including Cabin Life Magazine, Dining Out Miami, and the Explorers Journal. He also claims he is the world record holder in the 17yard dash.
Following are a few quotes from Jeff Wozer:
“I went to the store for my grandfather, who breathes out of an oxygen tank and he wanted me to buy oxygen, bottled water, and potting soil. I felt like God on the 2nd day of creation. And just so God didn't think I was trying to start my own planet, I also bought a Snickers."
“I lived in Denver a year or two. My uncle always gave me grief about it. 'How can you live in a place with so many people? The town I live in everybody knows your name.' Well that's funny, that's because you're a registered sex offender.”
"I experienced my first ever tornado and I didn't know what the hell to do and everyone's like yelling ‘C'mon man get inside!’ and it freaked me out to be hiding from a tornado in a store called Target."
Admission to the event is $15 per person which, in addition to the comedy of Jeff Wozer, will include a slow-cooked chicken and roast pork dinner with all the trimmings, desert, cold drinks and coffee.
Tickets can be purchased online at www.rfmconnect.org or by calling call 504-7208 or 791-3855. Seats are limited. Sales end on March 29th.