Articles by: Jean Topascani

Niagara Falls, From the American Side is an 1867 masterpiece by Frederic Edwin Church, considered the dean of Niagara Falls painters.

It’s in the Stars: Your Weekly Horoscope: July 14- July 20

Uncategorized July 14, 2016 at 4:49 pm

Aries: (March 21 – April 19): You may start complaining about second hand smoke the minute you shed the extra 200 pounds. Inform judge before sentencing that anger management classes piss you off royally. AM: Put Ex-lax in the custard doughnuts. Your boss loves these as much as you do.Read More

Niagara Falls, From the American Side is an 1867 masterpiece by Frederic Edwin Church, considered the dean of Niagara Falls painters.

It’s in the Stars: Your Weekly Horoscope: July 6 – July 13

Uncategorized July 7, 2016 at 7:29 pm

Aries: (March 21 – April 19): Your heart was a frozen block of ice, scarred by the skate blades of broken relationships, until new lover comes along and like a beautiful Zamboni floods your heart with warmth, scrapes away the ugly slushy bits, and dumps them in the empty parkingRead More

Niagara Falls, From the American Side is an 1867 masterpiece by Frederic Edwin Church, considered the dean of Niagara Falls painters.

It’s in the Stars: Your Weekly Horoscope: June 30 – July 6

Uncategorized June 30, 2016 at 5:27 pm

Aries: (March 21 – April 19): You have a way with the opposite sex that is at first endearing, then gradually engenders caution and finally outright rejection, like potato salad at a summer picnic. Losing weight will make you look slimmer. Tues. AM: Make appointment with plastic surgeon. Taurus: (AprilRead More

It’s in the Stars: Your Weekly Horoscope: June 23-29

It’s in the Stars: Your Weekly Horoscope: June 23-29

Uncategorized June 23, 2016 at 1:55 pm

Aries: (March 21 – April 19): Well . . .” begins your mother as she attempts to answer your question, amid fuzzy memories of a balmy night in Cuba, several empty bottles of pineapple rum lying around the bed she had shared with the Captain accompanied by the worst headacheRead More

It’s in the Stars: Your Weekly Horoscope: Feb 4 – Feb 11

It’s in the Stars: Your Weekly Horoscope: Feb 4 – Feb 11

Uncategorized February 4, 2016 at 8:20 pm

Aries: (March 21 – April 19): Someone sends you an instant messages – with a baseball bat.  Good news. You’re not dyslexic; just really, really stupid. Your spouse and you were happy for twenty years. Then you met. People who know you are jealous of all the people that haven’tRead More

Your Weekly Horoscope

Your Weekly Horoscope

Uncategorized November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

It’s in the Stars….   Aries: (March 2http://southbuffalonews.com – April http://southbuffalonews.com9): People can’t miss you if you won’t go away. Whatever it is that’s eating you, it must be suffering horribly. The overwhelming power of the sex drive is demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.Read More

Your Weekly Horoscope. It’s in the Stars….

Your Weekly Horoscope. It’s in the Stars….

Uncategorized November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

Aries: (March 2http://southbuffalonews.com – April http://southbuffalonews.com9): You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.  When you go to see a haunted house they offer you a job. The only place you’re ever invited is outside.Read More

FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK

https://www.facebook.com/NiagaraReporter/
 
Scroll Up
.wpzoom (color:black;}