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JULY 14 - JULY 22, 2015

'A Hope and a Prayer From the Swamp' Sung to the tune of "she'll be comin' round the mountain"

By Uncle Guy Gator

JULY 14, 2015

he's a lame duck come November
yes he is

he's a lame duck come November
that's a fact

he's a loser come November he'll no doubt be on a bender

he'll be drunk until December yes he will

he'll be spending his own money come next year
he'll be spending his own money sans career

there's no use in fight or fussin'

( maybe go stare down a Russian)

old Niagara will be free of one more shill

he'll be looking for a new job yes he shall
he'll be looking for a new job yes he will

maybe you can get some gigs you resolved the bay of pigs

your pathetic ego shan't pay one damn bill

you can pander condiments to Mario you can pander condiments to Buffalo

you can pander beer and mustard gosh we hope that you're not flustered

maybe rent a stand for custard when you go

he'll be ridin' on a rail where's the tar
and his lackeys here without him won't get far

he'll be ridin' on a rail when his ship of fools won't sail

and they won't be leaving in a city car

he's a whiter shade of pale in the fall he's a whiter shade of pale after all

he's a loser that's for certain

as they slowly lower the curtain
he'll be cryin' and a hurtin'

goodbye paul

 

 

 

 

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