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AUGUST 18 - AUGUST 25, 2015

TAKE ME OUT OF THE BALL GAME

By Uncle Guy Gator

August 18, 2015

short satirical verse dedicated to the master of the sticky wicket

no more out to the ball game

no more out to the crowd

diversity and propriety

crack of the bat just a sweet memory

no more root and cheer for the home team

baseball is gone from the falls

all because that idiot dyster

has no damn balls

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TAKE ME OUT OF THE BALL GAME

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