Why has Dyster, the guy who allegedly faced down Soviet nuclear arms negotiators, screwed up a simple garbage contract with Modern Disposal?
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Mayor Dyster hasn’t decided on an official job title for Brook D’Angelo yet. Sources tell us he has considered, but ruled out Recycle Babe, Garbage Vixen and Trash Cupcake.
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Nobody knows how this works but if you stare long enough,
you can see a little man throwing trash away in the
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The duo of Paul Dyster and Donna Owens reminds us of famous duos from the past…Capone and Nitti, Abbott and Costello, Frick and Frack…Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson.
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Dyster told his friends he’s so upset about the trash program that he can’t sleep and can’t eat. He can still drink just fine.
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The mayor is vehemently denying that he’s made a scapegoat of Donna Owens. “Donna isn’t my scapegoat, she’s my fall guy,” the mayor said.
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This trash plan has more kinks than a Nevada bordello.
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How is the Dyster administration like the dark side of the moon? It’s never seen the light of day either.
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There’s nothing wrong with the Dyster trash plan that a little transparency, good judgment, thoughtful negotiation, honesty, responsible spending, public input, respect for the taxpayer and good government can’t fix.
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Above and below: That’s no
way to treat your mayor! |
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