Here is a letter from a sad cat and my comments to him are in italics. I hope I helped him.
Dear Jean;
I can turn a gray sky blue. I can make it rain, whenever I want to. I can build a castle from a single grain of sand. I can make a ship sail on dry land. But my life is incomplete and I'm so blue. Cause I can't get next to her. I can't get next to her. I can't get next to her.
I get the picture.
I can fly like a bird in the sky.
On LSD?
I can buy anything that money can buy. I can turn a river into a raging fire.
You got a hot mind.
I can live forever if I so desired.
Lord Love you.
Unimportant are all the things I can do. 'Cause I can't get next to her. I can't get next to her. (No matter what I do) Uh-ya Ooo-Ooo Ooo-Ooo.
Returning to infancy?
Chica boom, chica boom. Chica boom, boom, boom. I can turn back the hands of time, you better believe I can.
Actually I am a little sceptical.
I can make the seasons change, just by waving my hand. Oh, I can change anything from old to new.
How about your manliness?
The things I want to do the most, I'm unable to do.
Definitely has no control.
Unhappy am I with all the powers I possess.
You appear delusional.
The girl is key to my happiness.
The girl is blowing my mind. 'Cause I can't get (Next to her) Can't she see these tears I'm crying?
Now that crying must be attractive to her.
It’s her that I need. I gotta get (Next to her). Can't you see these tears I'm crying? I can't get (Next to her). I, I, I, I. I can't get (Next to her). I, I, I, I I can't get (Next to her ) She’s blowing my mind. Jean, Jean I don’t what to do. I don’t know what to do.
You can act like a man. What’s the matter with you? Is this how you turned out, a Hollywod finocchio that cries like woman. Boo hoo, ‘What can I do? What can I do?’ Do you want her to change your diaper you little stinker?
Last week an interested reader wanted to know if William Shatner wore a toupee. We did a toupological investigation and we determined that Shatner has baldly gone where no man has gone before. Good day.
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Hello Friend,
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Best Regards,
William
Dear William; have you considered purchasing a newspaper?
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Hello this is is Meiya. I the young girl also searching to themselves for the playmate in a life. I think that I will not offend you and I will simply beg if you the free man? Then we can associate above these days I can answer you. How you think? Where you precisely reside tell to me? I wish to show also to you themselves on a photo and I think that you will have an interest? I wish you solar mood in this hot summer above about me.
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